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Name: FAGGOT FAG OT FAOGGOT
Aliases: j-man, socrates, pisswizard
Type: Human
Skills: Drawing pictures, Observation
Likes: People, Sleeping, 'Mindless Self Indulgence', Standing in heavy rain, Holding a handful of kind of dry sand and getting it wet again, Trigonometry, Drowning
Dislikes: 'Analysis', TV Girl, Cats, Dogs, Anesthesia, Writing(Essays), Taxidermists, Tim Cook
A person who doesn't really enjoy being alive. When he dies, he wants to go to the brick wall in the sun. He once formed an emotional attachment to a coyote carcass that spent a year rotting on the side of the road. His secret favorite activity is knowing things about other people.