This weekend i had to go to Eugene in Oregon for an event. It was a pretty lackluster trip, all things considered, but I saw some interesting stuff while I was there. Obviously this is a less formal report than anything in the 'Adventures' series, so don't expect it to be crazy humorous or anything.

I think there's really only one thing I can kick this report off with, and it really speaks for itself.



I don't know his name. I don't know who he is, or why he's there. But I can provide intrepid readers with some small morsel of context.

This fascinatingly stanced individual is the 'Oregon Ducks' mascot. The specific area of Eugene that I visited was this sort of nihilist hellscape college town, and it's reflected in the hopeless gaze of the duck mascot.



His body is enlongated. Distorted in the bare shape of, perhaps, a horse? It's unclear exactly what the designers intended for this rocking horse. Specifically the space directly below his midsection has been stretched backward, implying a fascinating spinal structure. There's really nothing I can say that encapsulates my feelings about this 'Oregon Ducks' rocking horse.



I also saw these toy robots. 'The Amazing Robot Companion' looks like Wheatley from Portal 2 lol

I guess the last thing on the agenda was this stuffed panda. He's pretty cute, but his legs are, like, oddly dainty, and it's pretty funny to see.



Anyways, that's all. Thanks for reading lol

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